October 31, 2010

The Guessing Game

Friend 1: Let's try and guess whether Jessie will have a boy or a girl.
Friend 2: Ok. I think it's going to be a boy.
Jessie: Why do you think it will be a boy?
Friend 2: Well, they say that if you're having a boy, you usually look ugly during your pregnancy.

(Silence. Awkward glances exchanged.)

Aha! Seems like I'm not the only one with a problem of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time! Welcome to the club. If you were a man, I’d offer you a lifetime membership to the Men’s Support Group.

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