Friend: Hey, it’s been a long time. How have you been? What’s new with you?
Jessie: I’m pregnant.
Friend: Really? Congratulations! I hope it’s a boy.
Jessie: Why?
Friend: This way, he can turn out handsome like your husband.
Jessie: What are you saying about me?
Friend: Well…, uh, so, how ‘bout them Lakers this year?
That's straight from the horse's mouth, folks! I bet you'all thought I was exaggerating when I said I was abnormally handsome. So much for all that talk about me being a troll. Have you ever seen a handsome troll? The defense rests!
Jessie: I’m pregnant.
Friend: Really? Congratulations! I hope it’s a boy.
Jessie: Why?
Friend: This way, he can turn out handsome like your husband.
Jessie: What are you saying about me?
Friend: Well…, uh, so, how ‘bout them Lakers this year?
That's straight from the horse's mouth, folks! I bet you'all thought I was exaggerating when I said I was abnormally handsome. So much for all that talk about me being a troll. Have you ever seen a handsome troll? The defense rests!
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